Iowa Caucuses 2012

Reporting the top news story of the day in an old style ticker-tape manner:  Blah, blah, blah, blah….Mitt Romney wins Iowa Caucuses….blah, blah, *yuck*, blah…blah….Oh my, how embarrassing….blah, blah, blah…He did what? He spent MILLIONS of dollars to beat his opponents and the difference between first and second place was only 8 votes?…*Giggle* blah, blah, blah…What is that you say about ‘return on investment’ for the guy who used to run Bain Capital?…blah, blah; YADA?…YADA?!?…Yes, Rick Santorum….*googled his name…ewww..*… came in second….evangelicals…sanctity of marriage….take out Iran….blah, blah, blah….Ron Paul…’Let everyone fend for themselves!!‘…blah, blah, blah…’Screw the Fed!!‘…*got a point there…*….blah, blah, blah…Newt Gingrich….Wow…how the mighty have fallen….blah, blah, blah….Michelle Bachmann….huh?….yada yada yada…Jon Hunstman….

So, what else shall we discuss today?