“Occupy Unmasked” Mostly “Occupy Unwatched”

Did we say “Spring 2012″ Whoops!

Well, June 5 is technically still spring, right? But then… um… Who’s to say when one season ends and another begins. This is BREITBART WORLD after all, and practical rules of physics do not apply here. Things ARE what WE say they are! So it will open in JUNE…

Yeah. Summer. Except…

Ah. Here it is.

And there’s already a review! Fox News LOVED it. They hope to actually send someone to SEE it soon!

Film Lover Joe Brooks @joebrooks Loved Film

How will it stack up against other Lee Stranahan films? Time will tell.

People are showing up at the glittering premiere dressed as their favorite Stranahan photo.

And now, a few words about the artist, personally selected by Citizens United and Andrew Breitbart (from the grave, via Ouija Board message) to help with the production.

From the opening scene, memorializing Breitbart’s untimely death…

You can sense Stranahan’s gentle touch all the way throughout the feature.

From the scenes of Breitbart trying to deal with the Obama administration…

To the heartbreaking final scenes…

The audience seemed to love the movie.

And even Stranahan was seen leaving the theater with a smile on his face.

So, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

Quit Hanging Around Doing Nothing!

Have someone DRAG you to the theater, if ncessary…

AND SEE “OCCUPY UNMASKED,” NOW SHOWING IN LIMITED DISTRIBUTION IF YOU CAN FIND IT.

And SEE IT QUICK. Before the AUTHORITIES find Stranahan and want to interview him for OTHER reasons.