Tagg Romney — Bloodthirsty.

We’ve all read that Taggart Romney, whilst being interviewed on the radio, quipped that he’d like to take a swing at President Obama for claiming that his father, Mitt, lied when he, um, lied.

And we all know that Tagg will probably never get the chance, what with the Secret Service and all. But there is something he can do to throw a figurative punch — he could simply buy an electronic voting machine company and rig the vote in his father’s favor.… [Read more]

A Statement Worth Debating

Now that the second round of presidential debates is over, I’ve been revisiting last week’s Biden-Ryan debate because something Ryan said bothered me and it’s still unresolved. While watching the Vice Presidential debates, and trying not to get too irritated with stream of nonsense coming from Paul Ryan’s verbose answers, there was one thing Ryan said more than once that stuck out to me: “Mitt Romney is uniquely qualified to be President”.… [Read more]

Changed Reality : Attack of the MBAs

In my previous blog post I mentioned the concept of changed reality; the United States is no longer a land of opportunity. Looking at the post later, I realized that it is also important to know how things changed, one step at a time.

When this country began, no one wanted to create a privileged class, no one started with the intention of exporting jobs and certainly no one wanted to destroy the middle class.… [Read more]

Can Mitt Explain Why He Was King of Bain in 2001?

At a news conference on Aug. 23, 2001, when Mitt Romney announced he was leaving Bain Capital (“retroactively,” according to former RNC chairman Ed Gillespie), a reporter for the Provo (Utah) Daily Herald apparently surprised Mitt with a story that hit the sports papers on the same day saying that Bain Capital was joining a group of investors looking to purchase the flailing Boston Red Sox.… [Read more]

Mitt Romney Tries to Escape What’s Behind His Many Doors

When Millard Mitt Romney was fighting it out this year with the other Republican Troglodytes, it was thought that his only political liability wast his Mormon religious beliefs and how they would offend the evangelical Republican base. Now, of course, since he’s the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, we have learned better. Evidence of many more liabilities, hidden all this time behind the doors of the various Romney family mansions and under the seats of its many limousines, is beginning to emerge, and there’s no way to close the doors now…… [Read more]

Let’s Change GOP Politics…Retroactively!

“He took a leave of absence and, in fact, ended up not going back at all and retired retroactively to February 1999 as a result.”

– Ed Gillespie, former RNC Chairman and current adviser to Mitt Romney, in his attempt to end speculation caused by Mitt Romney’s statements on SEC filings indicating when he retired from Bain Capital.… [Read more]

Eddie Gillespie, that Little Rascal, Needs to Be a Better Liar!

If you have kids, you know they are great for making up stories to cover up for the little breaches of family law they commit.

The lamp got broked when a monster came outta the closet and bumped into it when I chased it with my baseball bat and that’s how the lamp got broked.[Read more]

I Still Believe

It’s election time in the good ole U. S. of A. One party is attempting to give a President with baggage another four years in office while the other party has nominated a less than exciting candidate who has failed thus far to unite his party, but still believes this candidate can win on the “referendum against the President” vote.… [Read more]

Iowa Caucuses 2012

Reporting the top news story of the day in an old style ticker-tape manner:  Blah, blah, blah, blah….Mitt Romney wins Iowa Caucuses….blah, blah, *yuck*, blah…blah….Oh my, how embarrassing….blah, blah, blah…He did what? He spent MILLIONS of dollars to beat his opponents and the difference between first and second place was only 8 votes?…*Giggle* blah, blah, blah…What is that you say about ‘return on investment’ for the guy who used to run Bain Capital?…blah, blah; YADA?…YADA?!?…Yes, Rick Santorum….*googled his name…ewww..[Read more]