Keep Crawling, Rick

Ah, yes…poor Rick Perry!  What a week this has been for the GOP presidential candidate.  What’s the good news for this one-time front runner?   Rick is getting more and more fit with all of that back-peddling he’s been doing lately.  The bad news?  Apparently, he keeps saying things that could make the TeaPublicans think he has a heart.  *Whispering*  Pssst…NOT a good move with THAT base, buddy!*

Rick stepped out on a limb and went all soft on the children of undocumented immigrants *GASP*!  Rick, don’t you know that showing any level of humanity will ensure that you have to crawl back to the Land of TeaBagsgerville?  Here’s a song to cheer you up!


  1. Oh Lord… says:

    […] Perry has advocated that Texas should secede from the not-so-United States of America.  There you have it: when you don’t like the way your government is functioning, don’t try to fix it — just dismantle and pick it apart until there’s nothing left. […]