Willard Mitt Romney: The Shape-Shifter

I have written quite a bit about the Republican presidential candidates. I mean, who could resist that certifiable and hapless bunch? From the rank hypocrisy of Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann (and the rest of them for that matter), to Rick Santorum’s misogynistic overreach, from Newt’s baggage (which would rival the contents of the cargo hold on a 747), to Ron Paul’s list of pathologies that likely appear in the DSM-IV, they have provided me with endless fodder upon which to opine….and about which to be horrified. But there is a conspicuous omission from this list of characters from which I’ve derived such reluctant and ambivalent pleasure: Willard Mitt Romney.

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Alright, so the obvious question is, “Why would I take a pass on such low-hanging fruit?” The answer is in the question (of course, they were all low-hanging fruit, really). However, as Mr. Romney’s nomination becomes more and more likely (although, to be clear, I am not one who believes that this thing is necessarily over), it is my civic duty (and anyone else’s who has a venue in which to rant) to make sure this guy’s myriad foibles are exploited to the hilt. To that end, let’s have some fun!

Let’s first establish what type of guy Mr. Romney is. This one word sums him up quite neatly: chameleon. Even with the absence of a darting tongue, this much is apparent. By the way, chameleon, according to dictionary.com, can be defined as a changeable, fickle, or inconstant person.

Much has been made of Mr. Romney’s political shape-shifting and glaring lack of core convictions… and rightly so. He has flipped (or is it flopped?) on every major issue that he has been cornered to take a position on during this rabid, Republican primary season. In fact, he has shape-shifted and painfully pandered on more than a dozen issues…some momentous…since launching his candidacy for the last go around in 2008. In the interest of time and space, here are just a fatuous few that I would consider biggies:

Universal Healthcare (specifically, the individual mandate): We all know that Mr. Romney signed into law a version of universal healthcare coverage when he was governor of Massachusetts that is remarkably similar to the federal Affordable Care Act (which is incidentally facing a constitutional challenge in the SCOTUS with regard to the so-called individual mandate). Even as late as 2009, Mr. Romney wrote an op-ed during the national healthcare debate supporting the Massachusetts plan for the nation as a whole, and he specifically supported the individual mandate. He has distanced himself from his position to such a degree that he now criticizes the President regarding the same mandate for which he advocated, and he has vehemently pledged to “repeal Obamacare.”

Man-Made Climate Change: Mr. Romney once reasonably believed that the issue of man-made climate change was settled by the climate change scientists (as factual), of which 98% concur that man is contributing substantively to global warming. Not to be outdone by his primary opponents who now unanimously deride the idea of man-made climate change as a hoax, Mr. Romney now speaks eloquently (well, maybe not eloquently) the language of his right-wing cohorts.

Immigration: Once advocating for a path to citizenship for “illegals,” Mr. Romney has lurched so far right-ward in a transparent maneuver to out-flank his primary opponents, that observing his conversion could give you whiplash. He now proposes that the government round up the folks who are here illegally (all 12+ million of them!) and send them packing. What a douche…sorry. That was lazy…but it’s the truth, right?

Right to Choose: In 2002 while campaigning to be governor of Massachusetts, Mr. Romney stated, “I will preserve and protect a woman’s right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard.”  Now, of course ever pandering to the right wing, he is ardently pro-life.  He does, however, magnanimously make an exception for the victims of rape and incest, unlike many of his brethren.

What will be so very fascinating to observe for we political junkies, will be Mr. Romney’s artful (or more likely, painfully inept) two-step back to the center in an attempt to appeal to the more moderate electorate in the general election. You really can’t pay for that kind of entertainment.


  1. Actually, and even more hilariously, Mittens says that those illegal immigrants should “self-deport.”

    • Rich Abete says

      Thanks LA. I missed that!. God. As I wrote in the post, “What a douche!” Thanks for turning me on to your blog. Take care.

    • Brooklyn Dame says

      I remember when he made that ridiculous comment during one of the GOP debates; it was rather laughable. Since then, as with nearly everything else Mittens has ever said/done, he has walked away from that statement. He’s even more pitiful than John McCain in terms of disavowing who and what he was before running for a higher office.

  2. Nicely summarized. It does seem that presidential elections do shift conservative candidate positions farther to the right…certainly more than progressive candidates lean left when they run. But alas, Mitt isn’t as good an actor as McCain was. I really don’t believe anything that comes out of his mouth.


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