Ask Mrs. Vera: Will Baby Kim’s Missile Land On Him?

Dear Mrs. Vera,

What do you think of the odds that Baby Kim will launch his missile but that it will land on him?

Regards, Novak Kardashian

Dear Novacaine Ashcan,

There’s a lot of chatter these days about North Korea’s technoknowledgetical advances, especially since Kim Jong Un got that 238th lovable limited edition Pluto I Am![Read more]